USConservative: a wanker, a midget, and someone with green teeth... (sounds like a bad menage au trois)
From the lawfirm of:Dewey, Cheatham & Howe50 Park Ave.New York City, NY 10010
Dear Mr. NewYork,
My name is Adam Dewey and I represent Mr. USConservative. We have been retained by Mr. USConservative in the matter of copyright and trademark infringement by you against Mr. USConservative.
As you know, Mr. USConservative's comments on a certain internet chat program which you and he both frequent are subject to trademark and copyright laws. In fact, Mr. USConservative just this morning, 07 February 2009 at 8:43am CST posted a notice in internet chat that his comments are (c)2009 all rights reserved. This notice was posted for all to see in the "Coffee Shop Talk" room owned by "grunto."
Shortly after his posting of that notice, your web page known as the "Social Issues Truth Blog" (herewith known as "crappy blog") posted Mr. USConservative's comments without his knowledge or consent.
When the fact that those comments were posted on your crappy blog were brought to Mr. USConservative's knowledge by yourself, our client specifically asked you to remove them from your crappy blog.
We at Dewey, Cheatham & Howe have been retained by Mr. USConservative to sue you for copyright and trademark infringement against MR. USConservative (c)2009 all rights reserved, on your crappy blog.
You are hereby notified that you are in violation of copyrights and trademarks held by Mr. USConservative, and that our client intends to vigorously defend his copyrights and trademarks to the fullest extent of the law.
You are therefore hereby requested to remove such copyrighted and trademarked material as owned by Mr. USConservative, including the comment "USConservative: a wanker, a midget, and someone with green teeth... (sounds like a bad menage au trois)" from your crappy blog by 5pm CST on Saturday, 07 Feb. 2009 and pay Mr. USConservative the sum of $10,000 US Dollars in damages.
If you fail to comply with our demands we shall have no choice but to pursue the matter in the highest court of law available and ensure that your crappy blog ceases and decists in copyright and trademark infringement against our client.
Respectfully,Mr. Adam Dewey, ESQ.Dewey, Cheatham & Howe
Thursday, February 5, 2009
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