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Thursday, January 22, 2009

Below is an e-mail from another so called Tattler hater

Dear Tattler,

It is with deep regret that I write you this letter. I, like so many others, looked forward with great anticipation each day for the next issue of the Tattler to be published.Since the first Tattler debuted, speculation and innuendo has been the norm. I have heard you were Swan, E Pluribus, Archie, Boaz, Chat, Andrea, Kaboom, Mothers, Raving, Green eyes, Goddess, Lunatic, Starlyin, Attila, Isabellah, Me, Ctrl, Kevin, Karl, Rabbit, Possil, Keane, Goat, Crab, Scar, Missy, Erisa, Hof, Snow, Luminol, Addy, Diogenic, CA, and far too many others to mention.

"I'll bet you're the Tattler" has often been the buzz phrase of the day.You are heterosexual, homosexual, bi-sexual, unisexual, transsexual, male, female, transgender, a group, a gaggle, a herd, a coven and the entire staff of the Washington Post.You are a republican, a democrat, a socialist, a capitalist, a communist, a neocon (wait, make that an evil neocon) a flaming liberal, a moderate and have no political affiliation whatsoever.You are a brilliant writer, a hack, a wit, satirical, avenging, a liar, petty, insightful, intuitive, hilarious, reviled, revered, genius, dim, educated, highly educated, uneducated, lower class, middle class, upper class, no class, American, British, Canadian, Australian, a kiwi, a coward , a hero, a wimp, a champion, noble, short sighted, far sighted, near sighted, and blind as a bat. Depending upon who you ask, you are either The Robin Hood of Social Issues or the Marquis de Sade, and you have been quoted, copied and pasted more often than the last three presidents, combined.

You've got to admit, it's been a hell of a run!


Oh, and by the way? I got it. I think perhaps you may have underestimated how many of us did.

1 comment:

FRisson1 said...

LOL, Good Description of the Tattler ..... who we all know is multi-faceted.

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